Melvyn Hayes Movies

Gormless 25 year-old Cardew, wealthy beneficiary of the Robinson Will, should have left St. Fanny's School many years ago. However, seedy headmaster...

Having pulled off the smallest ever train robbery, Little Walter and his crew decide to get out of London. The six of them set up business in a...

A famed trumpet player is suspected of murdering a blues singer. Using only two minor clues, he narrows the suspects to four people, but only after...

An incompetent boarding school headmaster, Professor Jim Edwards, devises a bizarre plot to raise the profile of his boarding school, and thus save...

A doctor fathers 837 brilliant sons through an artificial insemination program, and every woman wants a donation.

The story revolves around the Dinky Doos, a provincial musical troupe living from hand to mouth.

In this spell-binding story brave Jack climbs the Beanstalk to the magical world of Beanland. He and his new friends Dilly (the small but fearless...

An errant cricket ball causes mayhem as the gang try to recover it.

Where the Fourth Doctor left off, the Eighth Doctor comes to finish the job. With Romana and K9 by his side, they have to stop the evil Skagra. A...

During WWII, a German garrison is stationed in the small French town of Mereux. French local Maria falls in love with a German captain. However, the...

Toby tries on a dummy ape skin which is intended for the local jumble sale, and is mistaken for a real ape which has escaped from a travelling...

A little girl accidentally breaks her mother's favourite ornament and goes hop-picking to replace it.

An artist from Continental Europe arrives in England and proceeds to cause havoc.

In a world of Love, Lies, and Prejudice; a "hard-faced" strip club owner Tim struggles to deal with his sexuality. It becomes troublesome when Tims...